[Assam] Demographics in India (humor)

[Chan Mahanta]

Loved that one. But since the Assamese were left out, allow me to fill in:

One Assamese is a Kharkhowa ( Khar is an alkaline fluid, created by 
draining water thru ash from burnt , dried banana plant roots. It is 
the primary fluid in a soupy dish, favorite with the Assamese. 
Historically the dish provided much needed electrolytic balance to 
the salt-starved , landlocked populace ).

Two Assamese makes an ULFA battalion. Three Assamese is a Bangladeshi 
ousting vigilante group and four Assamese is an union of 
wanna-be-Indians :-).













At 11:01 AM -0400 8/24/07, Vvmks1 at aol.com wrote:
>   Demographics in India
>10. MALAYALEES: One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees 
>is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four 
>Malayalees is an oil slick. 9. TAMILIANS: One Tamilian is a fugitive 
>sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three 
>Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a 
>Jayalalitha fan club. 8. ANDHRAITES: One Andhraite is a 
>cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three 
>Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film 
>industry. 7. BENGALIS: One Bengali is a rosagulla shop. Two Bengalis 
>is a black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support 
>group. Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement. 6. RAJASTHANIS: One 
>Rajasthani is a cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three 
>Rajasthanis is a puppet show. Four Rajasthanis is a folk 
>dance-drama. 5. PUNJABIS: One Punjabi is a truck driver. Two 
>Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night. Three Punjabis is a 
>public fist-fight. Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
>
>4. BOMBAYITES: One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film 
>industry. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the 
>rush-hour train crowd. 3. GUJARATIS: One Gujarati is a share broker 
>in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai 
>train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four 
>Gujaratis is a money-laundering racket. 2. SINDHIS: One Sindhi is a 
>currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory. Three Sindhis is a 
>duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
>
>1. BIHARIS: One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a 
>booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four 
>Biharis is the total literate population of the state.
>
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