[Assam] Demographics in India (humor)

[Ram Sarangapani]

C'da,

That was indeed a good one (and your valuable addition too:))

 >Loved that one. But since the Assamese were left out, allow me >to fill
in:

It was also interesting (and am glad) to note that *even* you felt Assamese
was 'left out' from something as innoucous as this, and that too out of
'India'. :)

But am a bit confused, it looks like, you are saying the more Assamese you
put in the mix, the more 'Indian' they turn out to be.

 >Two Assamese makes an ULFA battalion. Three Assamese is a >Bangladeshi
ousting vigilante group and four Assamese is an >union of wanna-be-Indians
:-).

Two, make an ULFA battalion, ...and by inference, 4 are wanna-bees, and  5
must be patriotic Indians :))

--Ram






On 8/24/07, Chan Mahanta <cmahanta at charter.net> wrote:
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> One Assamese is a Kharkhowa ( Khar is an alkaline fluid, created by
> draining water thru ash from burnt , dried banana plant roots. It is the
> primary fluid in a soupy dish, favorite with the Assamese.  Historically the
> dish provided much needed electrolytic balance to the salt-starved ,
> landlocked populace ).
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>   *Demographics in India*
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> 10. MALAYALEES: One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees is a
> boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four Malayalees is an oil
> slick. 9. TAMILIANS: One Tamilian is a fugitive sandalwood smuggler. Two
> Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three Tamilians is a classical music
> school. Four Tamilians is a Jayalalitha fan club. 8. ANDHRAITES: One
> Andhraite is a cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three
> Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film
> industry. 7. BENGALIS: One Bengali is a rosagulla shop. Two Bengalis is a
> black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support group. Four
> Bengalis is a Marxist movement. 6. RAJASTHANIS: One Rajasthani is a
> cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three Rajasthanis is a puppet
> show. Four Rajasthanis is a folk dance-drama. 5. PUNJABIS: One Punjabi is a
> truck driver. Two Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night. Three
> Punjabis is a public fist-fight. Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
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> 4. BOMBAYITES: One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film
> industry. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the rush-hour train
> crowd. 3. GUJARATIS: One Gujarati is a share broker in a Mumbai train. Two
> Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy
> game in a Mumbai train. Four Gujaratis is a money-laundering racket. 2.
> SINDHIS: One Sindhi is a currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory.
> Three Sindhis is a duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around
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> *1. BIHARIS: One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a
> booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four Biharis is the
> total literate population of the state.*
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