[Assam] Demographics in India (humor)

[Chan Mahanta]

Ram:


It was a response to a group that doesn't understand how Assam does 
not fit into the picture. That is why the wannabes. I am sure left 
them a bit bewildered--as I always do. They are good ol' friends, but 
somewhat ignorant of India's conditions and Assam's role in it.

And my feeling of being left out is your effort at groping at straws.

The equation below is voodoo math :-).



c-da







At 3:05 PM -0600 8/24/07, Ram Sarangapani wrote:
>C'da,
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>That was indeed a good one (and your valuable addition too:))
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>  >Loved that one. But since the Assamese were left out, allow me >to fill in:
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>It was also interesting (and am glad) to note that even you felt 
>Assamese was 'left out' from something as innoucous as this, and 
>that too out of 'India'. :)
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>But am a bit confused, it looks like, you are saying the more 
>Assamese you put in the mix, the more 'Indian' they turn out to be.
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>  >Two Assamese makes an ULFA battalion. Three Assamese is 
>a >Bangladeshi ousting vigilante group and four Assamese is 
>an >union of wanna-be-Indians :-).
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>Two, make an ULFA battalion, ...and by inference, 4 are wanna-bees, 
>and  5 must be patriotic Indians :))
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>Loved that one. But since the Assamese were left out, allow me to fill in:
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>One Assamese is a Kharkhowa ( Khar is an alkaline fluid, created by 
>draining water thru ash from burnt , dried banana plant roots. It is 
>the primary fluid in a soupy dish, favorite with the Assamese. 
>Historically the dish provided much needed electrolytic balance to 
>the salt-starved , landlocked populace ).
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>At 11:01 AM -0400 8/24/07, <mailto:Vvmks1 at aol.com>Vvmks1 at aol.com wrote:
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>>   Demographics in India
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>10. MALAYALEES: One Malayalee is a narial-pani shop. Two Malayalees 
>is a boat race. Three Malayalees is a Gulf job racket. Four 
>Malayalees is an oil slick. 9. TAMILIANS: One Tamilian is a fugitive 
>sandalwood smuggler. Two Tamilians is a suicide-bomb squad. Three 
>Tamilians is a classical music school. Four Tamilians is a 
>Jayalalitha fan club. 8. ANDHRAITES: One Andhraite is a 
>cycle-rickshaw driver. Two Andhraites is a spice shop. Three 
>Andhraites is a Naxalite outfit. Four Andhraites is the Telugu film 
>industry. 7. BENGALIS: One Bengali is a rosagulla shop. Two Bengalis 
>is a black-and-white movie. Three Bengalis is a Mohun Bagan support 
>group. Four Bengalis is a Marxist movement. 6. RAJASTHANIS: One 
>Rajasthani is a cattle-seller. Two Rajasthanis is a mason. Three 
>Rajasthanis is a puppet show. Four Rajasthanis is a folk 
>dance-drama. 5. PUNJABIS: One Punjabi is a truck driver. Two 
>Punjabis is one bottle of whisky in one night. Three Punjabis is a 
>public fist-fight. Four Punjabis is 200 kg of excess weight.
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>4. BOMBAYITES: One Bombayite is a hawker. Two Bombayites is a film 
>industry. Three Bombayites is a slum. Four Bombayites is the 
>rush-hour train crowd. 3. GUJARATIS: One Gujarati is a share broker 
>in a Mumbai train. Two Gujaratis is the total chatter in a Mumbai 
>train. Three Gujaratis is a rummy game in a Mumbai train. Four 
>Gujaratis is a money-laundering racket. 2. SINDHIS: One Sindhi is a 
>currency racket. Two Sindhis is a papad factory. Three Sindhis is a 
>duplicate goods shop. Four Sindhis is a lot of gas around (yeech!).
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>1. BIHARIS: One Bihari is Laloo Prasad Yadav. Two Biharis is a 
>booth-capturing squad. Three Biharis is a caste killing. Four 
>Biharis is the total literate population of the state.
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